You know where Truro is
You refer to most of the world as "off Cape."
Stuff that is open until ten is "late" and staying out until eleven is a "late night out."
You get pulled over driving on Rt 6 in Eastham at least once a week.
You know where the Cape Cod Tunnel is.
You have to drive NORTHWEST to get to Boston.
You can see a lighthouse's light from your house at night.
You've gotten busted for drinking on the Outer Beach.
You think Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket are overrated.
You hate tourists with a passion.
You understand the difference between "Upper Cape" and "Lower Cape."
You know 4 C's is really 13th grade.
You've seen a Cape League game at least 50 times.
Despite living in New England, your school never used more than 3 snow days...EVER.
You work more than 40 hours a week in the summer...when you're 14.
You can watch the sunrise and sunset on the water in the course of 24 hours.
Your parents own a small business.
You've helped unstrand either dolphins or whales.
You think the most exciting things in life are over "the bridge."
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Cape Cod.